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sprachtraeume:
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“ Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention....
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Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 

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trashcanbees

We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

nunyabizni

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.

art-angelsz

Bananas looked like lemons wtf

jiggly-jello-squid

Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

thespectacularspider-girl

Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.

GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.

People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.

GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.

GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

cubern

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations

march27thoughts

The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

wordnerdworld

^This.

The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science.

angryfishtrap

this should be in the largest letters we’ve got, plastered everywhere until it gets through people’s heads:

The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science.

sprachtraeume

Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating

tyleroakley
autohaste

If depression was a musical

capacity

This is a bop

jillbert

ok this keeps coming on my dash and every time the notes are filled with people being like WHAT IS THIS so i am HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU, FRIENDS

this is from the musical Firebringer which is free to watch on Youtube. it’s by Team StarKid of A Very Potter Musical fame (think you recognize the girl singing? that’s Lauren Lopez, also known as the funniest Draco Malfoy the world has ever seen)

anyway, Firebringer is a female-driven, hilarious musical about bisexual cavewomen and you are going to want to watch it. trust me.

WATCH FIREBRINGER!

geekgirlnd

Our entire office sings this at least once a week.

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